SIKSA [danger/discomfort bass grrrl punk * Gniezno/Gnesen/Hnězdno] is the last representative of the future choreographic turn in punk. Riot upon request (no need to organise tenders) & clickbait controversy. Two-headed stage singer, deadly serious about square bass figures. Unqualified NOISE-FITNESS instructor, who divides workout into endurance, strength and combined forms. Her ‘Freiheit’s aerobic five’, based on the conditions of instability and imbalance, is not adapted to individual user needs. In terms of fitness, this is the worst advertisement for Gniezno since the 966 Baptism of Poland in Magdeburg. Siksa wants to be for Czechs what Ewa Farna is for Poles. She used to be a Superhero. She has no time for male-dominated festivals.